I enjoy the blissful simplicity of the first Spyro game, get addicted to gem collecting, and sympathise with Gnasty Gnorc.
I'm sat at home playing a game and suddenly I notice I'm impatiently tapping my foot... Hmm... I get a bit comfier and think no more about it. Later I notice my palms are sweaty and my hands are shaking, am I sick? I get a glass of water and have an early night, I'm… Continue reading The Three Year Sim Cycle
If you're looking for a spolier-free post then the first part of this post is OK. I'll put up a warning when it gets to the story stuff. Like many others I was very excited to play the new God of War game when it came out a couple of weeks ago. I'm a big… Continue reading God of Woah
My attempts to enjoy scary games, despite not actually playing them myself, and first impressions of Amnesia: the Dark Descent
Allow me to tell you a brief tale of gaming woe. A few years ago I bought Dark Souls 1, I was so full of hope and gaming ambition. I had heard that it was notoriously difficult but I was a dedicated gamer and wanted to prove myself. Looking back at that time I cringe… Continue reading Bloodborne: the story of Cleavopatra (so far)
An indulgent rant on my disappointment in Arkham Asylum.
Prepare yourself for the madness of Starwhal, NARWHALS IN SPACE!!! I would love to have been a fly on the wall when this idea was being pitched. It’s the perfect game for when you have a few people over and you just want to play something fast and fun. I’m a little late to the… Continue reading Cosmic Star Unicorns (aka Starwhal)
My first adventure in Dragon Age as a fighter.